some video action directed at your stupid eyes

im just being edgy, i probably like your eyes. unless you don't have any. then i like your face and all of your insides, in a non-creepy way. ;).

here's a video of a fountain boy receiving the most horrible, eternal bukkake. look at his face grimace; he is in hell, watery, non-replenishing hell.



put that shit in 1080p for that crisp self-effacing action. this was at lollapalooza, in the middle of grant park. i think the statue-boy once had a joyful life, making that sprinkle sound for everyone to sooth their minds to. but then something went terribly wrong.

i also have a video of the lead singer of hockey acting like a disney-troupe song&dance kid, prancing about the stage like a flamboyant gazelle, high on poppy. it was v amusing. i'll post it later. i would have more videos of lollapalooza, and i actually do, but i tried to do this 'shaky-cam' thing to go along with the rhythm of the music, and it turned out to be both seizure- and vomit-inducing in a subject test. stay tuned.

edit - here it is:


he looks like a hot-cop peter pan , or one of those guys in tobias funke's queen mary street gang. btw sorry for cloverfield-cam.

also my ex-gf recently e-mailed me a story entitled 'Fwd: Blood Vomit'