brain sludge

the universe, of course, is filled with beautiful imagery on both the macro- and microscopic level. you've seen those intricate photos of galaxies and nebulae giving birth to fucking stars way off a billion lightyears in space, and then there are the intricacies of matter, how atoms and electrons collide and fuse and release energy and all this orchestra of minutiae jazz.

now imagine the beauty of the human brain: electricity sparking around and shooting through a 3d ultrahighway weaved through innumerable lattices, whizzing by in microseconds; in the ventricles, where cerebrospinal fluid is generated and stored, thousands of ependymal cells - little cells that line the fluid-filled spaces, not unlike algae surrounding a deep, cavernous lake - all wave their little finger-like appendages in unison to move the vast wash of minerals and metabolites and millions of little molecular things; other parts of the brain are integrating sensations from outside and inside your body involved with vision, taste, smell, fear, love, pain, and curiosity, and producing a response in real-time, almost within no time at all; and all of these things, upon many more phenomena, are occurring simultaneously -- it is as if each little area of the brain is its own hubble deep field, with galaxies and nebulae enacting each of their own little mysteries of human life and function.

now zoom out from this image, zoom out from the brain, to the picture of a morbidly obese man, sitting at his computer chair in a lonely, dimly-lit room, breathing heavily and audibly, hastily typing out, with his sausage appendages any of the following:

"I don't see why this is such a big deal... There's no privillage by being white or heterosexual"

"Statutory rape shouldn't be a law in the first place."

"here are soooo many fat sluts out there. [Fucking them] is not making them skinny."

"Black culture does decrease IQs imo. People of African descent have the lowest average IQ scores."

he proceeds to squeeze out several farts and gurgling noises before waddling off to piss himself in bed as he sleeps.


this is the beauty of this universe, my friends, lest you ever forget.

i can't believe this still exists

i can't believe people do this literally every day

i can't believe that people don't eat calzones more often; i seriously haven't seen anyone besides myself eat a calzone in at least 3 years.

i can't believe it's not socially acceptable to eat beans straight from a can.

i can't believe it's not cool to wear sunglasses and rollerblade really fast around public places and spontaneously screech yr wheels to a controlled halt in front of sexy ladies,,, why am i not swimmin in pussy??

i can't believe it's not qatar

i can't believe love is not an unnatural byproduct of tempered lust in cross-interference with genetic drive

i can't believe that every house doesn't come with a ghost dog or ghost cat that haunts the place in a cool and playful way, a la Casper the friendly ghost. like you could throw an imaginary bone at the wall and the dog would just run right through it before suddenly leaping out of your toilet

i can believe that i will not update this blog again for at least 1 year and if i do somebody pls shoot me